I BOUGHT A GERBIL AT THE PETTING ZOO
IF RICHARD GEAR CAN DO IT I CAN TO
I GET UNDRESSED AND I START TO LUBE
I STICK THE GERBIL AT THE END OF THE TUBE
WONDERING,JUST HOW HE'LL FEEL
WILL HE LIKE IT BETTER IN HIS LITTLE WHEEL
CAREFULL NOW HES RIGHT BESIDE ME
ONE MORE INCH AND HES INSIDE ME
GOOOOOOOOOOOO GERBIL GO
BURROW HARDER BURROW DEEPER
BE MY LITTLE CHIMNEY SWEEPER
ONE THING I FORGOT ABOUT HOW AM I
SUPPOSE TO GET HIM OUT,NOW MY GERBILS ON
EASY STREET ITS WARM AND COZY AND THERES
PLENTY TO EAT,AND NOW THE SITUATION IS BEYOND
MY CONTROL,GOTTA FIND A WAY TO GET HIM OUTTA
THIS HOLE,IVE TRIED CROWBARS,IVE
TRIED WIRES,ALMOST HAD'EM WITH A PAIR OF PLIERS
IVE TRIED CHEESE BUT HE'S NOT BITTING
I WISH THIS WASNT SO EXCITING GOOOOOOOOOO
GERBIL GOOOOOOO JESUS I AM SUCH A SUCKER
PLEASE GET OUT YOU FURRY FUCKER I THINK
IM GETTING REALLY ILL,SUDDENLY HE'S VERY STILL
ITS TO LATE MY GERBIL HAS DIED GUESS
I HAVE COMMITED GERBASIDE,I HAVE SOME
ADVICE VERY CLEAN CUT IF YOU LOVE YOUR GERBIL
DONT STICK HIM UP YOUR BUTTTTTTTTTTTT
DONT STICK HIM UP YOUR BUTTTTT